So, ladies, this weekend's gonna be my baby's birthday celebration. I've been telling him for ages I'd do something filthy for his natal day. I've officially settled on getting drunk and making out with someone hot and female ( Read more... )

Hey, Tight End! Wanna go somewhere undisclosed and ubersexy for your birthday? It's on my bitch's dime.

...the Harper bitch, not Claire. But dude, she can fully chip in if she's game, yo.